It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
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See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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