What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
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the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
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I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
This is my gift to your gina
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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