Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
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It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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