Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
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Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
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Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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