So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
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Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
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no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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