White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
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Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
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I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
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