yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
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It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
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I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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