He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
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And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
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Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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