I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
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I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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