Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
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There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
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Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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