i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
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were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
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Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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