I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
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currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
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I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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