Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
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He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
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Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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