If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
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Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
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anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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