my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
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worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
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Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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