hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
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i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
...
Exactly.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
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My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
My bed smells like the plague
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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