So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
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I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
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I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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