He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
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Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
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I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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