Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
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There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
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He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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