You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
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Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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