Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
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They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
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You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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