Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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