hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
wow bdsm is so cute
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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