i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
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is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
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The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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