So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
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No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
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Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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