OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
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It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
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Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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