hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
We need to rekindle our bromance
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
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just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
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I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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