Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
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But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
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I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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