Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
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yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
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You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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