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8:17pm: So, How was fun day?

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1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success

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(845) 8:17pm: So, How was fun day? (201) 1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success http://tfl.nu/xkzo

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why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?

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(908): why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it? http://tfl.nu/3moc

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I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night

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(724): I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night http://tfl.nu/leh0

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I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.

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(469): I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over. http://tfl.nu/vab8

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Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.

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(718): Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much. http://tfl.nu/absj

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I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours

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(480): I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours http://tfl.nu/lbg0

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Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch

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(516): Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch http://tfl.nu/s2ci

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i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please

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(+27): i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please http://tfl.nu/h9fq

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Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.

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(252): Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing. http://tfl.nu/p5zs

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Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun

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(347): Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun http://tfl.nu/317f

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But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you

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(302): But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you http://tfl.nu/t5np

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Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?

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(678): Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night? http://tfl.nu/tvyx

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I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.

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(732): I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities. http://tfl.nu/lb71

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Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.

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(480): Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night. http://tfl.nu/s016

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No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you

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(740): No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you http://tfl.nu/56sg

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