Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
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Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
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Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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