I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
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my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
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All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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