May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
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Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
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I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize