The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
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The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
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He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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