he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
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Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
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I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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