why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
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As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
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Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
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