Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
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Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
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People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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