Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
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Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
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Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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