whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
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So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
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Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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