why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
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and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
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It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
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