she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
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Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
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My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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