your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
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I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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