Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
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My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
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I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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