he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
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We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
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Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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