i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
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rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
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So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Pants are for mortals
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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