It's just like the Real World with babies
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
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in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
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He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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