Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
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ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
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I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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