I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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