yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
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My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
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We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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