Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
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How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
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This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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